Why do these pictures always look like they’re taken from miles away? And why never from behind? What are you trying to hide Kim Kardashian? What’s the big secret?! Oh, right: the ass. Gotcha. So, I guess I’m safe in assuming these shots of Kim in Mexico were taken from at least Jersey if not London. ...

British singer Lily Allen flashed the paparazzi her boob today while getting out of her car. Hey, tit happens, I completely understand. Those things pay my bills. But here’s what I don’t get: Later on, Lily does it again only this time with the other one! Jesus, lady. There’s an old saying: ...

I’d hate to name names on such a public forum but it’s safe to say I’ve known more than a few Commando-crazed guys in my life–men who seem to think that wearing underwear (that’s boxers or briefs) is an affront… [....rest of the story....]...

Hey people, I’m in NYC at Broadway Books in the Random House building today, doing what’s called an author interview. I’ll report back tomorrow–in the meantime, please welcome my college pal, Jennifer Leckstrom-MacIntire. When she was mothering–I was still drinking… [....rest of the story....]...

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