Then do not CLICK HERE! Douchenozzle Tyson Bekcford sucks on a Gurkha Cigar at the 5W Summer Soiree in New York this past weekend. He probably thought it was a peen! [Photo via Getty Images.] [....rest of the story....]...

The CW released a statement on Monday announcing that they won’t be sending critics any advance screeners to review of their special premiere of the new 90210. In other words, the two-hour premiere will not be seen by anyone beforehand. The show must suck if they’re not giving out screeners for reviews. That’s a bad sign! The sta...

viewNode(”148e2bd271451″, { player_profile:’vega4′, width: 410, height: 315 }); If you follow our music recommendations (and we hope you do), then you’ll know that we love Love LOVE the super amazing Canadian band known as Dragonette. Well, Martina, Dan and the boys have just released a video for Competition, one of o...

It looks like the Golden Boy likes his ladies golden too! According to reports, Michael Phelps is either dating fellow U.S. swimmer Amanda Beard (left photo) OR British fashion model Lily Donaldson (right photo). Phelps isn’t talking. How the heck [....rest of the story....]...

If you’re going to be preggers in Spring 2009, then there’s great fashion news for you! Project Runway winner Christian Siriano is launching a maternity collection Spring of ‘09. Why????? Well, why not???? Siriano has teamed up with two friends, Marta Abrams and Elise Rosemarin, founders of Moody Mamas maternity clothes, [....res...

The effect of the bad economy is being felt by most, even by kids returning to school this Fall. With prices going up, especially that of gas, schools are trying their hardest to cut down on costs. Some schools have even opted for a four-day school week! In rural Minnesota, one district has decided to cancel classes every Monday in order to save ...

This explains her appearance on Good Morning America Tuesday morning! Christina Applegate tells ABC News that she is 100% free of breast cancer. Just one month after being diagnosed, [....rest of the story....]...

It’s a sign of the times. And the times are tough! Hershey’s is raising prices on all their products. By a lot! The cost of your chocolate Kisses and other such items will be 10% higher in the near future. “Commodity costs have been volatile over the last several years and continue to remain at levels that are well above [....res...

Heidi Montag and Jesus: The resemblance is uncanny.Photo: Getty Images You know how sometimes when you go out drinking, you do things you wouldn’t do if you were sober? And the next morning, you wake up feeling kinda dirty and vow to never get that drunk again? It’s always a groundbreaking revelation, and you feel like you’re on...

More horrible TV could be heading our way! Wrestler-turned-politician Jesse Ventura is , in talks to host his own court show aimed at daytime television. Judge Jesse??? Ewww, no thanks! He didn’t even go to law school!! Court shows reportedly remain one of the most stable and popular categories for new syndication [....rest of the story....]...

Left: Perez photographed in the new issue of Wired magazine. Right: Herman Munster. [....rest of the story....]...

Can Gwyneth Paltrow get any more unlikeable???? Animal rights groups are up in arms about Gwennie’s decision to whore for the Italian brand Tod’s. She’s pictured in fox fur and wearing fur-lined boots in the company’s new ad campaign. Mark Glover, [....rest of the story....]...

Mary J. Blige knows how to vamp it up! The Queen of Hip Hop Soul poses up a supermodel storm while on vacation on Sunday. Yes, she’s in St. Tropez, cuz she’s richer than us. Bitch! Love her! [Image by ANG via Fame Pictures.] [....rest of the story....]...

Guilty as charged.Photo: Courtesy of Prescriptives, Clinique, CK, M.A.C, Chanel We hate legalese as much as the rest of you, but when we heard about the possibility of free makeup, we jumped headfirst into the jargon. And here’s what we found out: Department stores like Macy’s, Bloomingdale’s, Filene’s, Lord & Taylor,...

The pregnant lady wants a little attention. Ain’t nothing wrong with that! A very sperminated Asslee Simpson took a very public lunch at The Ivy on Robertson in Beverly Hills on Monday. Look at those boobs! [Image via Finalpixx.] [....rest of the story....]...

Audrina Patridge needs to remind Heidi that the only good Hills star is a bikini-clad Hills star. Well, except for Lauren Conrad whose chest could literally put a man to sleep. ...

We love tennis players more! Top tennis pro Rafel Nadal steams up the pages of the new issue of New York magazine. Thank you! [....rest of the story....]...

Barack with his rising-sun logo.Photo: Getty Images Glambama strikes again! Barack Obama’s campaign has arranged for twenty fashion designers to create clothing and tote bags to sell on the campaign’s Website next month. The funny thing is the whole project came about in sort of a real-life Project Runway challenge scenario. Robin Giv...

The only news about Michael Jackson these days are about his money problems! Wacko and his brothers in the Jackson 5 are going to be honored with a lifetime achievement award at this year’s BMI Urban Awards, but the gloved one probably won’t be joining his brothers on stage to pick up the award. According to ...

These are shots of Jennifer Lopez training for the upcoming Nautica Malibu Triathlon. J-Lo is competing to raise money for Children’s Hospital of LA which means she’s practically the Unabomber, according to Roseanne Barr logic. Judging by these photos, I can only assume the triathlon consists of ...

This brought a tear to our eye and softened our callous heart! According to the UK’s The Sun, the three Hollywood stars who completed Heath Ledger’s final film role have donated their pay to his two-year-old daughter, Matilda. Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell [....rest of the story....]...

Spotted: A solo Joe Jonas at rumored girlfriend Taylor Swift’s concert in West Palm Beach, Florida, on Sunday night. [....rest of the story....]...