Before everyone births a walrus, I’ve been avoiding these two like the plague. That said, I’ve been bombarded with e-mails today alerting me to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s latest, and most shitass, photo shoot yet. In an obvious effort to get my attention, the Douche Twins posed in Sarah Palin shirts while holding a shotgun,...

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Godammit. First the stock market drops lower than Amy Winehouse looking for her imaginary crack rock in the shag carpeting, and now Halle Berry is pulling up stakes from America because her model boyfriend is a mama’s boy. The Montreal Gazette reports: A [....rest of the story....]...

Last night we were treated to a screening of the new Valentino documentary, Valentino: The Last Emperor. The film, directed by former Vanity Fair editor Matt Tyrnauer, follows Valentino and his partner, Giancarlo Giammetti, just before Valentino’s retirement. And it’s amazing in just the way we hoped. If you loved the Karl [....rest of...

To her delight, Kirsten Dunst is greeted by the paparazzi as she leaves a nightclub in Hollywood on Wednesday night. We’re not quite sure what that hand gesture means, but we think Kiki Drunkst is trying to tell us ________. [Image via Hellmuth Dominguez/Pacific Coast News Online.] [....rest of the story....]...

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Legally Blonde, Xanadu, Spamalot, Hairspray! So many shows have recently closed or are about to. And you can now add Spring Awakening to that list. Not even Broadway and New York City tourism are immune from the current global financial crisis! Broadway World is reporting that Tony-winning musical Spring [....rest of the story....]...

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I have no idea how Gary Busey got a reputation as an out-of-control drug addict back in the day. From the way he describes it, he was perfectly reasonable in his approach to intoxicants. According to the National Enquirer: Wildman Gary Busey had bottomed out big time when he went bow-wow-wowing for coke! The Buddy Holly Story star who claims [......

Who would have thought that Sarah Palin’s potential undoing less than two weeks before the election would come by way of fashion? Her $150K wardrobe has become a sensation. We understand the desire to look good and wear expensive clothing and would guess most women do. Given the opportunity &#8212 even if the goods are basically rentals ...

While we’ve still got a couple of weeks to see who will end up America’s Next Top, the vote is in on who folks would want to be President if life were a movie. Movie fans want Harrison Ford kicking butt in the White House, just like he did in Air Force One (1997). The poll was administered by Moviefone. Morgan Freeman came in second pl...

Is he really that confident that he’ll win a third time???? Power hungry New York City mayor and former Wall Street trader, Michael Bloomberg, was granted his wish. It looks like the billionaire was able to convince the New York City Council to overturn a rule that limited one person serving as mayor to 2 terms, 8 years. The new [....rest of...

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Could Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes be permanently moving to New York? Reports are that the two have been looking and buying up property in the East Village. The New York Post is reporting that Cruise and Holmes are buying several lofts in a 12-story building that’s just a bit south of 14th Street. One neighbor even says, “Tom and [....r...

MAKEUP &#8226 Model Josie Maran put the mascara from her cosmetics line to the test by cutting up onions, crying, and having it not turn runny and gross. She also said she tested her makeup wipes with transvestites. This girl knows how to get creative. [BellaSugar] HAIR &#8226 A Florida woman is [....rest of the story....]...

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What a pleasant surprise! Someone pried open Wacko Jacko’s coffin and let the King of Pop out on a little shopping expedition around Los Angeles on Thursday. He must feel safe and camouflaged among all those Halloween decorations! But, a gust of wind resulted in what appears to be a…facial malfunction? Oh whew, he popped that [....res...

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Holy, hell! What is Anna Wintour doing wrong???? Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that… The numbers just came out and Vogue is down - way down! - in ad pages. The fashion mag’s November issue is down 100 ad pages! That’s A LOT of lost revenue. Vogue has been on a major slump [....rest of the story....]...

Jamie Lynn Spears went shopping with her mom Lynne yesterday, and it looks like she’s talking to her unborn baby in some of these pics. They say infants can hear their mothers’ voices in the womb, so I wonder what they talked about. JAMIE LYNN: Bay-bee, why you in my belly? BABY: Remember when daddy said boys become sterile after getti...

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