&#8226 So no one’s shopping at Neiman Marcus. The retailer lost $509.3 million in the fourth quarter, with a 21.4 percent sales drop. [WWD] &#8226 People are, however, shopping at Marc Jacobs, which will open seven new stores in 2009. He just opened two in Bahrain. Next up: [....rest of the story....]...

P. Diddy stopped by The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday and defended his decision to let Chris Brown and Rihanna to use his Miami mansion for working through their problems, and more importantly, riding jet skis. People reports: “It’s my… …read full story ...

Spanish director and Guillermo Del Toro apprentice, Juan Antonio Bayona, has joined the pool of candidates to direct the third Twilight installment, Eclipse, although Summit won’t confirm anything. The also includes Paul Weitz, Drew Barrymore, and James [....rest of the story....]...

America’s favorite Octopussy, Nadya Suleman has finally admitted that her numerous fertility treatments were “irrational.” Wait, wait, wait. Having six embryos implanted was irrational????? When you already have six other kids running around???? No shit! “In [....rest of the story....]...

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The National Enquirer has the most recent images of Patrick Swayze. The actor was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer in January of 2008. The life expectancy of most people is just 6 to 12 months after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. Patrick’s a fighter! Hopefully he’s not in pain. [....rest of the story....]...

The couture collection Maria Grazia Chiuri and Pier Paolo Piccoli created for Valentino &#8212 their first for the house &#8212 left critics underwhelmed. They wished the duo had injected more of their personalities and a forward-thinking design philosophy into the venerable label. However, we wondered if that were even an option, since Al...

Ah yes, celebrities in lust love! Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were spotted in Hawaii on Tuesday doing what young rich people do best: languidly strutting around with no clothes on. But is it Paris that Doug really loves? Or just his own reflection in her sunglasses? [Image by Will Binns via Pacific Coast News Online.] [....rest of the story......

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So maybe it’s time for DJ A.M. to hang up his turntables and become a professional psychic! The DJ, who miraculously survived a fatal airplane crash last year, has canceled all gigs requiring him to fly after an uncanny twist of fate. Two weeks ago, A.M. bailed out of a flight because he had a bad feeling about it. He drove instead. The plan...

LezLo attempted to surprise girlfriend saMAN at Ronson’s DJ gig at Prive Nightclub in Las Vegas on Monday night, but Ronson was not having any of that shit! After incessant arguing in the DJ booth, Ronson bailed on Linds around 3 am before the matters had a chance to get too publicly heated. By the time Lez had her fill of pAArtying, [....re...

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STARTING TODAY • Adam Lippes’s bright, flirty, fun women’s clothing and accessories are 60 to 80 percent off at the ADAM spring warehouse sample sale. Through 3/15. 75 Ninth Ave., nr. 15th St.; W–Su (10–7). • Brooklyn-based jewelry line Jules Smith is relaunching its website this month, and that means a special...

The Jonai have just announced a new tour all over the globe this summer, with “special guest” Jordin Sparks opening. The outing will see them hit many countries - especially in South America - they’ve never performed in before. Check out the dates and locations, plus a special message from the Brothers, above. [....rest of the st...

A mere 3 months after announcing her engagement to fancy yacht owner Fabrizio Politi, Geri Halliwell has called it off. Politi proposed to Geri during Christmas after knowing each other for just a couple of weeks. We all knew where this was headed!!!! Geri says she [....rest of the story....]...

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“Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter“ Dumb ho! CLICK HERE to read the article accompanying this headline. Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter Some [....rest of the story....]...

Princess RiRi was spotted out clubbing in Hollywood on Tuesday night. Thankfully, there was no Chris Beat Her Down accompanying her. Sadly, it seems like Rihanna doesn’t love herself as much as we love her because she is still with that douche, and even recording a duet with him. Oh, RiRi’s friends were not pleased at all that the papa...

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A shooting at a high school in Winnenden, Germany, on Wednesday morning has left at least fifteen people dead. Our thoughts go out to everyone affected by the horrible tragedy! [....rest of the story....]...

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