Wanna see Jessica Simpson and Billy Ray Cyrus? Then head over to Sea World in Texas where you can check them out at feeding time! No, but seriously, you can grab some good old grub and some good old Bud, and see JSimpleson perform May 9th at the aquatic park…all for just the cost of one day’s admission! Just make sure you don’t ...

Beyonce is becoming a bit too divalicious for her own good! Albertina, the acclaimed art museum located in Vienna, Austria, had arranged for Beyonce to take a private tour of the museum while the diva was in town for a performance this week. Instead of showing up herself, however, Beyonce sent a lookalike to go in her place! And where was Miss ...

And now for the vomit-inducing news of the day! Homophobic radio show host Dr. Laura Schlessinger is releasing her own movie! Ugh! Dr. Laura Live! In Praise of Mom will be shown as part of a limited engagement over Mother’s Day weekend in 450 theaters across the nation. The film is based on Schlessinger’s book of the same name and is...

Maybe I was up too late writing captions, but did it take anyone else a minute to realize that’s Paris’ purse strap and not a gigantic penis? I don’t know what that says about me as a person, but… …read full story ...

Is this bromance over? According to reports, Gossip Girl hotties Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are sick of each other. Well, sick of living with each other at least. The co-stars and roommates currently share an apartment in New York City. But it seems Chace wants to live solo. And just what is he looking for? Apparently, he wants to live ...

Dammit. I knew I should’ve put my money in buttpad stock. Kim Kardashian officially launched Queen of the Kims today, a look-a-like contest that’s open to women and drag queens everywhere. She kicked off the contest this morning on… …read full story ...

We’re sure Christina Aguilera wishes she had a personal makeup artist and photoshop expert everywhere she goes! Maybe then she’d go out looking flawless like THIS. Instead Miz Aguilera was spotted out Monday night [....rest of the story....]...

A cute picture of Jonathan Knight (from New Kids On The Block) and his boyfriend, trainer Harley Rodriguez, at an event in Los Angeles on Tuesday night! [....rest of the story....]...

Listen to what the King of All Media has to say above. “My feeling about gay people is that we have a responsibility not only to make gay marriage acceptable and to make gays feel accepted as much as heterosexuals…Gay people are downtrodden. They are beaten. They are abused for their sexuality, and it goes across race. In the white com...

MObama spoke at the Capital Area Food Bank in D.C. today. The most eye-catching part of her outfit is her sneakers, which are Lanvin and available at Barneys for $540. See the full look in the Michelle Obama Look Book. Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: ...

Well, what do we have here? It’s the rare Andrea Zuckerman sighting! 90210 alum Gabrielle Carteris was snapped by photogs in Beverly Hills on Tuesday afternoon texting away on her phone. Hey, why don’t they bring back Andrea to the new 90210?? Her daughter Hannah Zuckerman-Vasquez made a brief appearance during the pilot, why not fles...

The summer issue of V magazine is hot. Mario Testino shot Kate Moss, Gisele Bündchen, Naomi Campbell, Eva Herzigova, Daria Werbowy [....rest of the story....]...

She’s the original Swine Flu! Watch out! It’s Susan Boyle fever! She’s been famous for hardly a month and already there’s backlash! But don’t worry, Britain’s Got Talent judge Piers Morgan is here to defend our beloved SuBo, calling all the low blows “so [....rest of the story....]...

Then do not CLICK HERE! We’ve always thought she was a mutant! A cat-eyed Fugly Ferg attended the Hollywood premiere of Wolverine on Tuesday. [Image via WENN.] [....rest of the story....]...

Look at those curls! Too cute! Harlow Madden was spotted out with her mom, Nicole Richie, having lunch at Cafe Med in West Hollywood on Tuesday. The two should be joined home by babydaddy Joel Madden any second now. The Good Charlotte rocker just flew back via British Airways, the same airline that discriminated [....rest of the story....]...

As we mentioned earlier this month, Redmond O’Neal is facing charges of trying to smuggle drugs into a county jail. He was found with drugs on him in the parking lot outside the correction facility. O’Neal must be suffering delusion or bitchassness! The former rehaber just pleaded Not Guilty on Wednesday in a [....rest of the story......

Welcome to another The Superficial Caption Gallery. This time around we’re featuring red carpet disasters such as good ol’ Brooke Hogan here. Feel free to laugh along at my sexy wit, or simply the fact that these people paid… …read full story ...

Victory! On Wednesday, the US House of Representatives passed the Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act - also known as the Matthew Shepard Act. Passing with a bipartisan majority, the bill will provide additional resources to local law enforcement in the investigation of crimes driven by race, ethnicity, gender, religion, national orig...

Alexandra Kotur is the style director of Vogue. Her many job duties include “leading the advance team” for the Met ball on Monday. Under her guard, no floral arrangement shall be set up in a way that might obstruct a shot of Gisele bounding up the steps in her Dior couture dress, or a view of Diane Von Furstenberg shaking Justin Timber...

- Lindsay Lohan”s weight loss secret: Adderall! And yet somehow she can’t find work. Amazing. [Lainey Gossip] - Heidi Montag is considering posing for Playboy, and Spencer is actually brokering the deal. Hey, if he’s not going to look… …read full story ...

Hey, Carrie! We’re guessing history may not be your forte. You may wanna read up on Anita Bryant. Just sayin’! xoxo [....rest of the story....]...

Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst enjoys lunch at Orso in Los Angeles on Tuesday. Kiki Drunkst is pointing at ____________. [Image via WENN.] [....rest of the story....]...