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Lindsay Lohan has been wearing tiny skirts and drinking her way across London which is the exact recipe for Firecrotch Theater. So, here’s how this is going to go down: First, you’re going to notice the surprising lack of… …read full story ...

- Jessica Simpson has not eaten Tony Romo yet. Just keeping everybody updated. [Lainey Gossip] - Emilie de Ravin (LOST) is divorcing her husband just in time to star in a movie with Robert Pattinson. Hopefully they remember not… …read full story ...

Hey, folks, sorry for the abbreviated posting today. Had to deal with a family emergency involving rides in an ambulance and navigating the clusterfuckage of the American healthcare system. But everything’s copacetic, and The Superficial will resume …read full story ...

You best watch out for those Claymates. They can be caddy, sneaky bitches! And they have the power to influence major news stories! Apparently, a group of Clay Aiken fans were still angry over the whole Clay vs Adam Lambert showdown, probably because everyone sided with [....rest of the story....]...

Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen is currently on a new tour with her “band” Pretty Reckless, opening up for the Veronicas. But if you don’t recognize her band mates, it’s because they have all been replaced!!!! According to an impeccable source, wannabe Momsen fired her entire band from and got new players because her old ...

Coca-Cola will be releasing a green tea flavored Coke in Japan next week. According to a spokesman, the cola “contains tea antioxidants called catechins, leaves a slight green tea aftertaste and is mainly targeted at health-conscious women in their 20s and 30s.” Green tea cola is nothing new, though! That stuff has been around for a wh...

As we been following for a bit now, Katie Price and Peter Andre are getting divorced. Andre even purchased a new house nearby to live on his own. However, that hasn’t stopped Katie from still wearing her wedding ring. Our favorite British [....rest of the story....]...

Pop goddess Kylie Minogue performed during a concert in Gdansk, Poland on Thursday celebrating the 20th anniversary of historic elections in Poland. Is that outfit from the Edward Scissorhands collection? We’re not really feeling the bedazzled Phantom Of The Opera mask either! But the boots are kinda cute, no? [Image via AP Images.] [....res...

As Stephen Colbert puts it, he will be “Bob Hoping” for the troops in Iraq. The first time anyone has ever broadcast from Iraq for a USO tour, Colbert will tape a series of shows next week [....rest of the story....]...

The Queen is probably pleased as punch this blonde got the royal boot! Chelsea Davy, ex-girlfriend of Prince Harry, was seen Thursday night standing outside Raffles Club in London. She took the time to talk to some skeevy guy outside while she sucked on a cancer stick and finally took her sorry ass home at 2 AM. Is [....rest of the story....]...

Kim Kardashian is an actress?! The reality star will appear in four episodes of The N’s competitive surf drama Beyond the Break, which centers around an all-female surf squad in Hawaii. And she won’t be playing herself! According to Kim, “The most challenging part of playing the role of Elle was just trying to be the mean girl....

Dearest Drew, We understand where you were going with this outfit. For it was not necessarily ill-conceived, just poorly executed. The attempt at layering is not unlike the styling seen in many a Marc by Marc Jacobs show. But sadly, you’ve gone horribly wrong with the proportions. The oversize dress looks like a badly fitted wearable towel, ...

Slumdog Millionaire actress Rubina Ali is releasing a memoir! She’s 9!!!!!! Although she starred in Danny Boyle’s Oscar winning film, this book will recount her life of poverty. Hasn’t Rubina been through enough? Now she has to pimp it out! “Rubina brings alive a world of wastelands and [....rest of the story....]...

At the 2009 Scholastic Art & Writing Awards this morning, Zac Posen described the resort collection he showed this week in New York as “market driven.” He said he doesn’t pay attention to trends, and isn’t afraid to put on shows that will get noticed, if not solely for the clothes. Take his fall 2009 collection, for whi...

While perusing American Apparel’s website for our purple lamé and tie-dyed spandex onesies to wear to the Hamptons this weekend, we stumbled upon these opaque kids’ tights in the Coming Soon section. The baby model’s pose almost disturbed us more than the thought of being in the Hamptons all weekend. [American Apparel] Rea...

Little Violet Affleck is is growing up so quickly! The adorable 3-year-old was spotted on Thursday in Boston, MA, with mom Jennifer Garner. The family is currently in Ben [....rest of the story....]...

Eve debuted a new hairstyle at the House of Harlow, Clandestine Industries, and Switch Boutique Fashion Show in Hollywood last night, apparently inspired by the half-shaved do popularized by Alice Dellal (and more recently, Cassie). Except rather than shave that section of her head completely, Eve has adorned it with short tufts of hair. And a bra...

As we mentioned earlier, James Franco left UCLA graduates scrambling for a last minute replacement for a commencement speaker after her suddenly pulled out of addressing his alma matter. Franco was supposed to be the university’s speaker this year, but he ended up canceling on them with just two weeks to go and a lame excuse. He claimed he h...

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SKIN • Gwyneth Paltrow appeared on the Late Show With Conan O’Brien last night with some amazingly shiny legs. Is that what “GOOP” really looks like? [Lainey Gossip] FRAGRANCE • Gwen Stefani’s coming out with a fall version of her Harajuku Girls fragrance set. Each of [....rest of the story....]...