And that’s a cock. Well, folks, there’s not really much to say at this point except for “I told you so” followed by a slew of questions regarding the legality of Fergie and Josh’s marriage in a post-Prop 8… …read full story ...

viewNode(”904469e56a589″, { player_profile:’vega4′, width: 410, height: 315 }); Did you watch Larry King on Monday night???? What a crock of shit! Lying is not cool, Joe. Not cool at all! [....rest of the story....]...

Here’s Lisa Rinna in Malibu yesterday cheating the laws of time, age and gravity. Seriously, if these pictures included a shot of her sucking the life force out of a baby dolphin then magically reversing in age, I’d probably… …read full story ...

- Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys has cancer. I thought I’d start off depressing then work my way up. [- Adam Yauch of the Beastie Boys has cancer.">PopEater] - Gwyneth Paltrow is pissed Scarlet Johansson made the cover… …read full story ...

We mentioned some exciting casting news last week for all you Twilighters. The role of Riley, Victoria’s vampire accomplice in the third Twilght installment, Eclipse, has been given to Australian newcomer Xavier Samuel. According to ...

viewNode(”1c2b704fdec38″, { player_profile:’vega4′, width: 410, height: 315 }); We knew it! There was no way this commercial was real! John Jones IV, the young man featured in the funny and filthy spoof, confirms it was a “spec” commercial produced by Greencard Pictures in Brooklyn (Not Germany!). He claims tha...

We have no idea what this movie is about nor do we even remotely care. If that is how Jake Gyllenhaal is going to dress in the Prince of Persia flick, we will see it multiple times regardless of the story wait til it’s on DVD and fast forward to all the shitless scenes! Check out the utter seks radiating off of Jake in this new poster for t...

Awww, well, isn’t this nice and staged! Kim and Khloe Kardashian and Reggie Bush were in Africa and took some time out of their busy schedules to pose for some publicity with some kids at a feeding facility where we’re sure the Kardashians worked only as long as someone was taking a [....rest of the story....]...

Who wouldn’t watch Beckham if given the opportunity?! Tom Cruise was spotted watching Becks strut his stuff at the LA Galaxy game in El Lay on Sunday. No Katie in sight, but Posh was there in her Sunday best to keep him company.. Wish we were there to see Becks too! Just enough candy to make our cheat day worthwhile!!!! [Image via ...

Sorry kids! This one has nothing to do with vampires, werewolves, or K-Stew. (At least we hope not!) Leonardo DiCaprio’’s production company, Appian Way, is joining with Warner Bros. to make a film based on the classic TV series The Twilight Zone . Rand Ravich, the creative mind behind the TV series Life [....rest of the story....]...

Twihards will probably cut this bitch! Former model Noot Seear has been cast as villianess Volturi vampire Heidi in New Moon. “I started reading the books and I couldn’t put them down,” says the model who has strutted for Alexander Wang and Proenza Schouler. A model who reads?! Intriguing!!! [....rest of the story....]...

Here’s Whitney Port hitting South Beach yesterday while taking time off from her Hills spin-off The City. Anyone else read the words “Hills spin-off” and reflexively try to give yourself a vasectomy because, God forbid, you bring a child… …read full story ...

Say goodbye to the Kindle and hello to the Plastic Logic Reader. Somehow, we like the name Kindle better. But Barnes & Nobles doesn’t care. They’re out to take Amazon.com’s thunder with their own electronic bookstore. B&N will soon offer its customers electronic books to purchase with the ability to read them on computer...

Sketchy!  Madonna’s ex-beau, Chris Paciello, is entrenched in a battle that could turn into a multi-million dollar lawsuit.  Sandy Sachs, Paciello’s former business partner in West Hollywood restaurant Murano alleges that Paciello convinced a cop buddy to [....rest of the story....]...

We’re not surprised! In the past two years, Mushy Fartone’s pAArtying escalated to such a degree that she lost several close friends. The closest: Nicole Richie!!! “In the last few years, her dark side has really come out,” a source, who is close to the former pals, tells People magazine. “Her friends, like [....res...

AnnaLynn McCord was at the beach in Malibu with some friends this weekend. Damn, her body is sick! And let’s hope that’s not how she achieves it! [Image via WENN.] [....rest of the story....]...

Now that Kevin Jonas is engaged, he can do that right? Yes, that’s him, getting a handful of his fiance Danielle at a softball game this past weekend. A Perezilicious reader sent this our way and we are most grateful for it! [....rest of the story....]...

Purrrrfect! Lil’ Kim was looking hawt at the Mandela Day Celebration Concert at Radio City Music Hall on Saturday. We love the more natural look on her!!! Stick with it, girl! [Image via WENN.] [....rest of the story....]...

Interrupting the country’s favorite TV shows is not the greatest way to go about boosting your approval rating, Barack! The Prez will be holding yet another primetime presidential news conference on Wednesday at 9 PM, as announced on the White House Twitter, but the major networks are having their doubts about airing the conference. Wednesd...

Not only are nipples fashion’s hottest new accessory, but lately, an increasing number of images are surfacing of lady celebrities doing things out-of-doors in shirts that are completely see-through. Above you see Lily Allen onstage on July 11 in what is probably lingerie; Lindsay Lohan walking around outside in a what appears to be a piece ...

Former First Lady Nancy Reagan was seen out and in Los Angeles over the weekend! Miz Reagan was spotted being escorted back to her hotel with a walking cane in hand. Regardless, for 88 years young, Nancy’s lookin’ quite fab! Keep it up, lady! Stay strong! [Image via WENN.] [....rest of the story....]...

Someone needs to get a new camera! Jessica Simpson turned to her friends for consolation for a ladies’ night out on Saturday. She Tweeted, “Love my ladies!!! Wish I could be with them everyday of my life. Laughter is wonderful ...