Natalie Portman is a smart girl. She graduated from Harvard and all. So you would think she would be smart enough to know that equating people who eat meat to rapists wouldn’t work out too well for her. Yes, we are smart enough to understand that she is attempting to shock people into understanding her point-of-view and doesn’t really ...

Welcome to the mother lode of all bikini posts. Here’s the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorers Edition featuring Bar Refaeli, Brooklyn Decker and a bunch of other models whose names I’ll eventually learn once they bang Leonardo DiCaprio. In.. …read full story ...

- Jennifer Lopez and Will Smith: The new face of Xenu? [Lainey Gossip] - Dax Sheppard sees Kristen Bell looking at babies and immediately tries to fuck another woman. You can’t teach that. [Drunken Stepfather: Site is NSFW] -… …read full story ...

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Well, that’s too bad because you’re gonna get it! The most infamous musical flop in the history of the Great White Way, Carrie, is being revived! The show only ran for five performances in 1988 but set a new standard for Broadway campiness and lost $8 million!!! Jeffrey Seller and Kevin [....rest of the story....]...

We think Miley Cyrus is starting to get all those hormone-driven urges young teenagers just can’t seem ignore! We also think she should take care of that off-stage and not in front of an arena filled with 5 year-olds! Miley performed in Chicago Tuesday night and from the looks of things, she was getting a little freaky with the dancing! Firs...

Oh, really?! After meeting Jocelyn Wildenstein, hot mess Courtney Love has decided to nip her plastic surgery habit in the bud. “I could do with another boob lift, but no way,” Court explains. “I don’t want to end up looking like [....rest of the story....]...

Industry projections just in and…. Michael Jackson’ This Is It album is expected to sell around 300,000 copies in it’s first week, which is sure to be more than enough to give it a boast to #1 in charts. Depending on how well this all goes, maybe Michael will move up on the Forbes list next year! [....rest of the story....]...

This could either be really funny or an Eddie Murphy film. We’re betting on the latter! Adam Sandler has signed on to the romantic comedy Jack and Jill, in which he will be playing Jack as well as his twin [....rest of the story....]...

After receiving some harsh criticism after he unveiled his gender-bending album cover, Adam Lambert took to his Twitter to let everyone know what he thinks - no apologies! He Tweets: “Thank you to those who appreciate and understand that the album cover is deliberately campy. It’s [....rest of the story....]...

This was our idea! We better receive some kind of royalties! In Touch Weekly is reporting that Jon Gosselin and Octo-mom, Nadya Suleman, are finally making their moves into a [....rest of the story....]...

He’s not holding back much! Though Levi Johnston says he has some secrets about Sarah Palin that he won’t reveal because he doesn’t want to “go that far,” he did tell The Early Show that Sexy Sarah referred to Trig, her child with Downs [....rest of the story....]...

Actor, race car driver, good samaritan… and juggler???? McDreamy can do it all! Patrick Dempsey showed off his impressive juggling skills on Wednesday morning’s episode of Good Morning, America to raise money for charity. Love it! Check out the video above to witness Patrick’s hidden talent! [....rest of the story....]...

Michelle Obama and Jill Biden are going to the Yankee game tonight. While they’re up in the Bronx they must have figured they may as well stop by the James J. Peters VA Medical Center and do some do-gooding. The First Lady wore a warmly hued swirly printed blouse with black pants, which we’re guessing she’ll change out of before ...

Loves it! On Batman: Brave and the Bold, the hottie and golden-tongued Neil Patrick Harris guest stars as the Music Meister, an all-singing evildoer that forces song upon all! And he sounds amazing! Watch the clip (above) for the first part of the episode and follow up with Part 2 and ...

Set your TIVOs, Twilighters! It was announced this morning that the Holy Trinity of Twilight will be appearing on The Jimmy Kimmel show November 20th, the day New Moon premieres! Robert Pattinson, Kristen [....rest of the story....]...

Reporters caught up with Britney Spears‘ former “manager”, Osama Lufti, and - as per usual - he spewed a bunch of BS about Brit Brit and her much-needed conservatorship, which he is adamantly against. He even goes so far as to say that Britney is more “miserable” now than she was during her meltdown last year! “Sh...

Food we think! Pamela Anderson was seen out and about in London on Wednesday with quite the protruding tummy. How refreshing! Let it all hang out, [....rest of the story....]...

Beyoncé’s collaboration with Lady Gaga on her next video for the single “Video Phone” — while amazing-sounding beyond human comprehension — presents a major problem. How do the divas share the stage as equals? Or more fairly, how does Lady Gaga restrain herself enough so that she is the fame monster that she is y...

Scarlett Johansson is the face of Mango in Europe. Meanwhile, in the U.S., MisShape Leigh Lezark holds the honor, which puts them on the same modeling playing field, at least in Mango’s eyes. Leigh signed with IMG in the spring of last year. And now she’s vamping it up with an Über-trendy bowl cut. They grow up so fast. [Design Sc...

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