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It’s Coco Time.By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 10th, 2010
As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to… …read full story ... -
Jamie Jungers wins Best WhoreBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 10th, 2010
Here’s Jamie Jungers leaving The Howard Stern Show this morning where she took first place in a Miss Tiger Woods contest against Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie by apparently describing his penis in the most detail. Why not? Ironically,… …read full story ... -
Dina’s in on the lawsuitBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 10th, 2010
Lindsay Lohan apparently called her mom bawling after seeing the E-Trade commercial about a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay and it looks like Dina’s in on the suit, according to The New York Post: “They’re little babies doing this, mocking… …read full story ... -
Corey Haim pulled a Brittany MurphyBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 10th, 2010
Walking punchline to every 80s joke Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent accidental overdose while battling the flu, according to TMZ: We’ve learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications… …read full story ... -
Julie Bowen in a bikiniBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 9th, 2010
Here’s Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns… …read full story ... -
Madonna demands the loins of Gerard ButlerBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 9th, 2010
Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler’s elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer… …read full story ... -
Katherine Heigl has access to hair dye and other newsBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 9th, 2010
- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch, I will cut you.” [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin’s career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her… …read full story ... -
Jeremy Renner ‘was’ a badass in my bookBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 9th, 2010
Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson’s breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor’s Ball that he… …read full story ... -
Lindsay Lohan claims she’s E-Trade baby and som...By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 9th, 2010
Because coke costs money, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad — part of a series starring… …read full story ... -
Heidi Montag’s Fake Tits: A Ron Howard FilmBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 9th, 2010
Heidi Montag spoofs the body science gave her in a new Funny or Die video inexplicably directed by Ron Howard. I say inexplicably because the man’s a legendary director and could’ve easily got away with advocating credit card reform… …read full story ... -
There’s no f-cking way.By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 9th, 2010
Somehow Tila Tequila was invited to a gifting room suite for the Oscars on Sunday and every con artist knows nothing gets free tchotchkes like a fake pregnancy. Sure she appears to be showing and is a little fatter… …read full story ... -
Alessandra Ambrosio stretching in a bikini is not the...By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
As the world focuses its attention on last night’s Academy Awards, it’s comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they’re almost like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting… …read full story ... -
The 82nd Annual Academy AwardsBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll literally shit an Oscar statue. Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones Alotta Vagina PieTrap Canyon… …read full story ... -
OSCARS: Charlize Theron brought to you by PillsburyBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
Here’s Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I’m no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m no longer welcome at… …read full story ... -
Adam Lambert wants you to notice something and other ...By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
- Ryan Reynolds might as well have had “Guess Who Won” written on his chin. [Lainey Gossip] - George Clooney’s look of death explained. [Dlisted] - Lindsay Lohan fired from Ungaro because apparently businesses are supposed to make money…. …read full story ... -
OSCARS: Kathy Ireland swears she was soberBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
Kathy Ireland surprised most of the modern world last night by a.) being alive and b.) interviewing Oscar attendees looking like some sort of leathery orange Avatar puppeted by James Cameron to psyche out the competition. This of course… …read full story ... -
OSCARS: That chick with those eyesBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
Despite the fact it competed against the season finale of Big Love, Amanda Seyfried attended the Oscars because she stars in Nicholas Sparks movies now. Of course she ended up presenting an award with Miley Cyrus, so I like… …read full story ... -
OSCARS: Bar Refaeli bangs an actor. Close enough.By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
When we last left Bar Refaeli I called her a “fucking whore” for posing in a bikini with The Situation from Jersey Shore, so I’d like to take this time to acknowledge that might have been a tad harsh…. …read full story ... -
OSCARS: Christina Hendricks gets her own postBy The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
Dear Academy Awards, I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings. - The Superficial Scope Out (16) Pics of Christina Hendricks After the Jump Photos: Getty, WENN… …read full story ... -
OSCARS: Hilary Swank was there?By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
Just a heads up, if I sound a little crotchety this morning, it’s because I sat through the entire ABC broadcast of the Oscars and will never get that time back. Granted, I’ve blacked out drunk for longer periods… …read full story ... -
OSCARS: You forgot somebody.By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 8th, 2010
If you sat through the entire three hour plus verbal blowjob fest that was last night’s Oscar, you were probably too paralyzed with suicidal thoughts to notice they forgot Farrah Fawcett during the “Ha Ha, You People Died” montage…. …read full story ... -
And The Oscar Goes To…By The Superficial - Because You're Ugly on March 7th, 2010
Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.) In the meantime, feel free to make this an… …read full story ...

