As a gift to her fans for reaching 60,000 Twitter followers, Coco posted a picture of herself standing naked in a tanning bed which is exactly why I take time out each month to recognize her fine service to… …read full story ...

Here’s Jamie Jungers leaving The Howard Stern Show this morning where she took first place in a Miss Tiger Woods contest against Jaime Grubbs and Loredana Jolie by apparently describing his penis in the most detail. Why not? Ironically,… …read full story ...

Lindsay Lohan apparently called her mom bawling after seeing the E-Trade commercial about a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay and it looks like Dina’s in on the suit, according to The New York Post: “They’re little babies doing this, mocking… …read full story ...

Walking punchline to every 80s joke Corey Haim died this morning from an apparent accidental overdose while battling the flu, according to TMZ: We’ve learned Corey had been sick the last couple of days with flu-like symptoms. The medications… …read full story ...

Here’s Modern Family star Julie Bowen in Hawaii on Sunday, and this is a woman who should probably remained fully clothed. No, really, up until I saw these, I was under the impression Julie Bowen was smoking hot. Turns… …read full story ...

Seen here summoning a legion of harpies at Carnaval a few weeks back, Madonna is still on the hunt for Gerard Butler’s elephant spear, according to Hollywood Life: Gerard attended a private bash that Madge, Demi Moore and producer… …read full story ...

- Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams: An Argument for McJakey. [Lainey Gossip] - Anderson Cooper to Jessica Simpson: “Bitch, I will cut you.” [Dlisted] - Barbara Walters thinks she killed Ricky Martin’s career. [PopEater] - Kelly Ripa keeps her… …read full story ...

Jeremy Renner apparently is not fondling Jessica Simpson’s breasts while wearing a bomb suit, according to Us Magazine: But Renner - who brought his mom to the Oscars Sunday - told UsMagazine.com Sunday at the Governor’s Ball that he… …read full story ...

Because coke costs money, Lindsay Lohan is suing E-Trade for $100 million over a Super Bowl ad featuring a “milkaholic” baby named Lindsay (after the jump). The New York Post reports: The ad — part of a series starring… …read full story ...

Heidi Montag spoofs the body science gave her in a new Funny or Die video inexplicably directed by Ron Howard. I say inexplicably because the man’s a legendary director and could’ve easily got away with advocating credit card reform… …read full story ...

Somehow Tila Tequila was invited to a gifting room suite for the Oscars on Sunday and every con artist knows nothing gets free tchotchkes like a fake pregnancy. Sure she appears to be showing and is a little fatter… …read full story ...

As the world focuses its attention on last night’s Academy Awards, it’s comforting to know supermodels are still out there stretching and standing in the ocean. In a way, they’re almost like The Hurt Locker, but with less war-fighting… …read full story ...

And now for the final roundup where I just give everybody nicknames because if I another red carpet photo I’m 90% positive I’ll literally shit an Oscar statue. Butt-gantor and her faithful sidekick, Picante Bones Alotta Vagina PieTrap Canyon… …read full story ...

Here’s Charlize Theron at the Oscars last night and, look, I’m no fashion expert. But if that dress was designed to make me sexually assault a Cinnabon, mission double-accomplished. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m no longer welcome at… …read full story ...

- Ryan Reynolds might as well have had “Guess Who Won” written on his chin. [Lainey Gossip] - George Clooney’s look of death explained. [Dlisted] - Lindsay Lohan fired from Ungaro because apparently businesses are supposed to make money…. …read full story ...

Kathy Ireland surprised most of the modern world last night by a.) being alive and b.) interviewing Oscar attendees looking like some sort of leathery orange Avatar puppeted by James Cameron to psyche out the competition. This of course… …read full story ...

Despite the fact it competed against the season finale of Big Love, Amanda Seyfried attended the Oscars because she stars in Nicholas Sparks movies now. Of course she ended up presenting an award with Miley Cyrus, so I like… …read full story ...

When we last left Bar Refaeli I called her a “fucking whore” for posing in a bikini with The Situation from Jersey Shore, so I’d like to take this time to acknowledge that might have been a tad harsh…. …read full story ...

Dear Academy Awards, I found your stage for next year. Hope you like ratings. - The Superficial Scope Out (16) Pics of Christina Hendricks After the Jump Photos: Getty, WENN… …read full story ...

Just a heads up, if I sound a little crotchety this morning, it’s because I sat through the entire ABC broadcast of the Oscars and will never get that time back. Granted, I’ve blacked out drunk for longer periods… …read full story ...

If you sat through the entire three hour plus verbal blowjob fest that was last night’s Oscar, you were probably too paralyzed with suicidal thoughts to notice they forgot Farrah Fawcett during the “Ha Ha, You People Died” montage…. …read full story ...

Me, for posting these pics of Argentinian model Belen Rodriguez instead of Ed Asner on the red carpet which is, literally, what I almost did. (I liked Up. Sue me.) In the meantime, feel free to make this an… …read full story ...